facebook status

• When life puts you in tough situations, don’t say, why me? Just say, try me!
• Life is Short – Chat Fast!
• “Success” all depends on the second letter.
• Totally available!! Please disturb me!!��
• You have to be ODD, to be number ONE.
• You and me make a wonderful WE
• Love is blind but loving people is not made 
• Born to express not to impress.
• Its Cute When your Crush’s Crush is You.
• You can never buy Love….But still you have to pay for it.
  
• I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.
• Hey there whatsapp is using me.
• Not always “Available”.. Try your Luck.
• My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”
• I’d rather have honest enemies than fake friends.
• Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status
• When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
• I believe there should be a better way to start each day… instead of waking up every morning.
• I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!… He’s dreaming too.
• Failure is not an option — it comes bundled with Windows
• I may not be perfect, but i’m the best you’ll ever have… you’ll realize it the day i stop coming back
• You either live in love or die, there is no way in between
• I am single because god is busy writing to best love story for me. 
• The space between your fingers are meant 2 be filled with mine
• My one hand is enough to fight against the world.. If u hold the other one…!
  
• Only Love takes you to heaven without the dying part.
• LoVe ThE oNe WhO LoVeS YoU….. nOt ThE oNe WhOm YoU LoVe ??
• There are three sides to an argument – your side, my side and the right side
• Sometimes you succeed…. and other times you learn.
• I’m not online, it’s just an optical illusion.
• In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
• When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it.
• How is a poor man a lot like a rich man? They both have an iPhone.
• If there is a “WILL”, there are 500 relatives.
• That’s the secret to life… replace one worry with another.
• Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
• FREE PUPPIES: Half cocker spaniel, half sneaky neighbors dog.
• My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
• Parachute for sale, used once, never opened!!
• The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes
• Never test how deep the water is with both feet.
• Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn’t contain any calories.
• Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter… people the opposite.
• Stop worrying about the world ending today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia.
• If you don’t succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.
• The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
• Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off
• His story is History, My Story is Mystery.
• Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.
• Not all men are fools, Some stay bachelor