```Wife - Can you please learn to share just like I share everything with you...?

```Wife - Can you please learn to share just like I share everything with you...?

Husband - what's wrong with you now?

Wife - you are a selfish man...
  
Husband - can you please tell me what the hell did I do?

Wife - that folder on your laptop..
It's called 'My Documents'.
Why couldn't you name it as 'Our Documents'...?

I hate you...

Husband is still trying to contact Bill Gates for name change request...```

Head Of American medical

Head Of American medical association*: 

"Normal human being needs 70% carbohydrates and 30% protein in his Breakfast."

Head of *Murugan Idly Shop Madras* wrote :
"You idiot Americans  ....
3 parts rice(carbohydrates) and one part dal (protein) is what we have been putting in our idli for the past 200 years...

and *You have discovered it now ?*

*Yenna Rascalaa.....*

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What is the gender of Maggi

Joke for the day!                              

Q. What is the gender of Maggi?
a) MALE        b) FEMALE

Ans. a) MALE.  Because MAGGI gets ready in 2 minutes...!!
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