Wednesday, 8 February 2017

Awarded Best Double Meaning Joke:







Awarded Best Double Meaning Joke:

lady to rikshwalla
" under tak jaayega?"

rikshawalla
"bilkul jaayega madam, aapke liye toh khada kiya hai."
lady "thik hai toh..
ghumake phicche se le lo...."

๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ

Dudhwala ๐ŸผContinuously Ringing Door Bell.๐Ÿ””
Lady๐Ÿ’† from Inside:
Bhaiya๐Ÿ‘ด kitna Dabaoge
✊✊,
Ab bas bhi karo.

Tumse accha To Paperwala๐Ÿ“ฐ๐Ÿ‘จ hai;
Chupchap ๐Ÿ˜‰Neeche se Daal Deta hai.

๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ

Most confusing double meaning joke..

Girl: aaj office jate hi boss muj pe chad gaya!
Friend : Q???
Girl: Main "late gayi" thi..

๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ

1st frnd to 2 Friend'
"Lay mithai kha!"
2nd Friend: Kis baat ki?
1st frnd:
Teri Bhabhi call centre me job karti hai,
aur usko Best "CALL GIRL" ka Award mila hay!

๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ

DHABE Pe PATI Ne 1 BANANA SHAKE
&
PATNI Ne 2 mosambi juice Piye.
Counter Pe Payment K Time
WAITER Ne AAWAZ Di:
BHAIYA Ka 1 KELA
Aur BHABHI Ke
2 Mosambi Kaat lena.
: -๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ

๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ

๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜›Breakfast can be very PAINFUL when,
Wife orders: Ramu, Sahab ke ANDE ubaal dena.
&
Servant asks: Memsaab, Apka bhi doodh nikalun?
Wife says: Abhi nahin, Sahab ko jane Do..!

๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ

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