Awarded Best Double Meaning Joke:
lady to rikshwalla
" under tak jaayega?"
rikshawalla
"bilkul jaayega madam, aapke liye toh khada kiya hai."
lady "thik hai toh..
ghumake phicche se le lo...."
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Dudhwala ๐ผContinuously Ringing Door Bell.๐
Lady๐ from Inside:
Bhaiya๐ด kitna Dabaoge
✊✊,
Ab bas bhi karo.
Tumse accha To Paperwala๐ฐ๐จ hai;
Chupchap ๐Neeche se Daal Deta hai.
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Most confusing double meaning joke..
Girl: aaj office jate hi boss muj pe chad gaya!
Friend : Q???
Girl: Main "late gayi" thi..
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1st frnd to 2 Friend'
"Lay mithai kha!"
2nd Friend: Kis baat ki?
1st frnd:
Teri Bhabhi call centre me job karti hai,
aur usko Best "CALL GIRL" ka Award mila hay!
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DHABE Pe PATI Ne 1 BANANA SHAKE
&
PATNI Ne 2 mosambi juice Piye.
Counter Pe Payment K Time
WAITER Ne AAWAZ Di:
BHAIYA Ka 1 KELA
Aur BHABHI Ke
2 Mosambi Kaat lena.
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๐๐๐๐Breakfast can be very PAINFUL when,
Wife orders: Ramu, Sahab ke ANDE ubaal dena.
&
Servant asks: Memsaab, Apka bhi doodh nikalun?
Wife says: Abhi nahin, Sahab ko jane Do..!
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