Wife - Tum to kehte the ki Shaadi ke b

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Wife - Tum to kehte the ki Shaadi ke baad bhi mujhse bahut Pyaar karoge....
Husband - Mujhe kya pata tha ki tumhari Shaadi mujhse hi ho jayegi ........!
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Blast of the day: Wife was kidnapped. Kidnapper sent to husband a piece of her finger n demanded  money. Husband replied "Ye Ungli to kisi ki b ho sakti hai.."MUNDI  Bhej  MUNDI"
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2 sardaron ko 2 bomb mile.
1st Sardar: Chal police ko de ke aate he.
2nd sardar: Agar koi bomb raste me phat gaya to? 
1st sardar: Jhoot bol denge ki 1 hi mila tha.
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Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phaasi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police: Kyo hass rahe ho?
Sardar: Mai to uthta hi subah 9 baje hu!
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Ek sardar ki chhatri me hole tha, kisine pucha, umbrella me hole kyu?
Sardar bola: Oye baarish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega?!
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Hitler: "There's no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary."
Sardar: Ab bolne se kya faayda? Jab kharidi thi tab check karna tha!
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Ultimate Hit!!
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Sardar ka interview :  Batao wo kaun si Aurat hain jisko 1OO% pata hota hain ki uska Husband kaha hain?
Sardar ne apna khatarnak dimag lagaya or bola...
"Vidhwa Aurat...."
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Naya hai frwd karna start karo!!!!!⛽⛽⛽⛽⛽⛽